Have a Seat

Here are just ten easy steps to inexpensive (and comfortable) seating.

Step 1
Send your mother out to yard sales until she finds a nice sofa in good condition for a great price.

Step 2
Return to yard sale with your mother and your fiance.

Step 3
Let your fiance haggle the owners down to a lower price.

Step 4
Send the sofa home in the back of your fiance's truck. Let your mother drive so you can glance in the rearview mirror approximately every five seconds to see if it has fallen out yet.

Step 5
Vacuum the sofa to remove debris, with the assistance of your fiance.



Step 6
Keep vacuuming the sofa.

Step 7
Keep vacuuming the sofa -- especially the cushions that you have identified as an unknown dog's favorite spot on the sofa.



Step 8
Keep vacuuming! What kind of dog was that, anyway?

Step 9
Replace all the cushions on the sofa.

Step 10
Relax. Ignore the strange looks from the neighbors as you have your picture taken on a sofa in the middle of your yard.