Monday, March 15, 2010
So This is Florida
There are no snow angels in Florida. As far as I'm concerned, this is a major state oversight.
But somehow Florida manages to make up for it. Despite this shocking lack of seasonal cheer, Winter in Florida can be wonderful.
Yes, Floridans deserve to be pitied. After all, we must endure sniffles without snowballs, and at Christmas time we are oft subjected to the sight of tacky seasonal displays featuring Santa in swim trunks riding behind ranks of dolphins.
But, after all, this is Florida.
And this is worth it.