I am not fond of personal injury lawyers.
That's probably not how you expected this post to begin, but I assure you that it is relevant. And as a caveat, I have nothing personal against personal injury lawyers, and I'm sure there are some that are honest and scrupulous. It is their effect on healthcare that I am not so keen on.
"But before I am run away by my feelings on this subject,"* I should get back to the point.
For not being overly fond of personal injury lawyers, I had a remarkable number of their magnets on my refrigerator. You know, the kind you peel off of the (also remarkably numerous) phonebooks you get every few months? Does "sticky residue" ring any bells? Yes, those magnets! I'm so cheap that I can't bear to buy fancy decorative magnets.
My 'fridge would thank me if it could.
*Many thanks to Mr. Collins from the 1995 Pride and Prejudice